When I go to Dominos Pizza , i see their banner , it said '' Dominos pizza ! now made with real cheese '' . OMG , then what the fuck did you use before ?? - Wednesday , 30 november -
Old Meaning of sorry '' I Wont do it again '' new meaning of sorry '' Damm , i got caught , next time i need to be more carefull '' - Wednesday , 30 November -
Wife to husband : U dont Love ME ! , husband point to their five children n says : what ? do you think i downloaded this from Google ?! - Wednesday , 30 November -
I tried to kill a spider with a hair spray . It's still alive ! but its hair look FABULOSSSS! - Thursday , 1 December -
Im not fat ! my stomach is 3D ! :I - Thurday , 1 December -
I Hate it when people take picture of their face and then put the caption '' Ignore my face ''. Bitch , how the fuck we supposed to ignore your face if it's the only thing in the damn picture , The fuck is wrong with you ? - Thursday , 1 December -
the funniest thing is when you buy something then the cashier ask ''Do you need bag'' ? ....... NO thanks , I'll carry these 15 ITEM on my fucking head . U jelly cashier ? - Thursday , 1 December -
I dont care how old I am , whenever i see a bubble , i will hunt the bastard down and kill it . - Thurday , 1 December -
When my parent leave me alone at home .. ''Well , its time to teach the neighboor what good music is '' hehe - Thursday , 1 December -
When I'm Going out and my parent ask a hundred and one question , im like '' Damm , where is the fucking trust ? '' - Saturday , 3 December -
it very awkward when the girl cant take a compliment .
'' You're so pretty ''
'' No im not , im so ugly ''
'' well shit , u ugly then , damn '' Saturday , 3 December -
it irritates me when people post statuses saying '' im ugly ,like if you disagree ". bitch , go get a self confidence - Saturday , 3 december -
How im supose to get the best when you're the only the best ? - Thursday , December 8 -
Sometime , Goodbye are forever . - Thursday , December 8 -
when a guy say '' im happy when you're happy with someone else '' , it's a lie . smile outside but crying inside - Thursday , December 8 -
you know what owesome ? ASTRO BEYOND ARE OWESOME ! - Thursday , December 8 -
i love you , yeah really ! i dont lie , i just love how the way you left me , okeyh , im fine , im just gonna , bluhh , you know , enjoying my freedom then , what a loss haha :D - Thursday , December 8 -
Remember just to live , everyday like its your last . - Friday , December 9 -
If you dont see me up tomorrow , pretend like I'm just next to you :') (caprice) - Sunday , 11 December -
im a guy that alway has his phone on his hand , earphone in his ear and that one girl on his mind - Sunday , 11 December -
i am crazy , and i have been doing many crazy thing with my friend , like , you know , killing a ant . haha :D - Sunday , 11 December -
- Love need sacrifie , sometime you need to let go someone you really love for somebody . - Sunday , 11 December -
some time i feel happy , some time i feel sad , sometime i feel angry , but everytime i thinking of you , how are youu :/ ? - Monday , 12 December -
